Buyer Beware

I heart Oak's new house label, A.OK. However, I'm not so happy about the fact that this striped knit dress I bought from them is already stretched out after just two wearings. Sigh. I knew it was too good to be true.

It was a hot one. I'll miss.


Photo credit: www.oaknyc.com

Onesies Fun-sies

Onesies kind of rock. Despite the fact that they make going to the bathroom a bit of a chore, the comfort factor is undeniable. My favorites, below.


Catherine Holstein's Striped Bodysuit would be perfect for starring in vintage postcards from a seaside town. $171 at Buy Definition.

Full shorts make this one dress-like. Samantha Pleet Kaleidoscope Romper, $184.80 @ Buy Definition (was $264 and is still selling at full price at some places -- get it for less while you can).

I've got this guy in solid green and absolutely love it with high-waisted skirts or wide-legged jeans. I'll definitely be going back for more. Cotton Spandex Jersey Basic Bodysuit, $24 @ American Apparel.


Photo credit: www.buydefinition.com

Summer Sneaks

Lots of sneaks to be had for a pittance at St. Marks boutique Cry Wolf. If you're in need of a wardrobe refresher for summer but aren't feeling adventurous enough to stray from your regulation all-white, try adding just a touch of color to liven up a staid staple.

My personal favorite. Adidas Forum Mid, $98 (was $160).


This might be just a baby step towards color, but it gets major points for vintage style. Adidas Rod Laver, $76, (was $109).


The bolder ones may opt for this fun tricolor perforated style. Creative Recreation Dicoco, $108. Not on sale, but close enough.

Photo credit: www.crywolfny.com

Are We There Yet?

I find it maddening that after a particularly long and brutal winter, this seemingly endless streak of grey skies has basically robbed us of an entire month of summer. If and when the sun ever shines again, I can imagine that droves of New York women will don mini skirts and take to the streets to perform a Rockettes-style kickline in triumphant hallelujah. And if and when the day does come, you ought to be prepared to do your bit.

It's hard to imagine that with such little fabric, a girl can say so many things. Below, some must have styles, in the many languages of the mini.


The Sexy. I'm kind of over zipper skirts, but I'm in love with the bright orange zip on this paneled style. Grace Sun Banded Zipper Skirt, $165.90 @ Buy Definition (was $237).


The Chic. The tiny tiers create an interesting texture and the dark, graduated color palette makes for a sophisticated look. Plastic Island Tiered Skirt, $88.90 @ Buy Definition (was $127).


The girly. This flirty, high-waisted, pleated style in a delicate floral print is so sweet. Steven Alan Boardwalk Skirt, $135 @ Jumelle (was $205).


The Denim. The All-American classic in a pencil fit is equal parts girl-next-door and saucy secretary. Try it in a different wash this year. I'm partial to this lovely blue. Corpus Mid Thigh Pencil Skirt, $138 @ Buy Definition.


The casual. This American Apparel classic is surely a wardrobe staple by now, but it gets updated in new and exciting season-appropriate colors. Just as comfy as your favorite gym shorts and yet so much cuter. Melange Jersey Pocket Skirt, $30.
Photo credit:
1. www.buydefinition.com
2. www.buydefinition.com
3. www.shopjumelle.com
4. www.buydefinition.com
5. www.americanapparel.net

304050, Back Again

Past experiences with Oak's 30/40/50 sale have taught me that more often than not, it doesn't pay to wait until week three. I've tracked certain lusted-after items over the course of the event in hopes of snagging them at a hefty 50% off, but the styles I want (in the sizes I want) are usually long gone by then. This time around, I'm only going to bother with the first round.

Since a boys post is long overdue, this one's for you, dude.

Love tiny checks. Model's taste in tats, not so much. Band of Outsiders Green/Blue Check Shirt, $139 (was $198).

I have a friend who is on a quest for the perfect summer gingham. Search no more, Sam. Steven Alan's are the best. Steven Alan Blue/White Gingham Shirt, $125 (was $178).
Photo credit: www.oaknyc.com

Suede and Saturated

Vivid brights are on my radar for summer. Loving these:

Dico Suede Sandal in blue, now $142.80 @ Otte (was $204).
Les Prairies de Paris La Poste green clutch, $325 @ Gargyle. I haven't bought a clutch in ages, but this suede envelope style is lovely. Waiting for it to go on sale . . .

Vancouver-based designer Ashley Watson recycles suede jackets to make lovely handbags like this one. Small Phoebe bag, $288 @ Candystore Collective.
Photo credit:
1. www.otteny.com
2. www.gargyle.com
3. www.candystorecollective.com

Summer, in Dress Form

This whimsical little sundress is perfect for traipsing along a European boardwalk with gelato in hand. I can picture the Polaroid already.

Motel Stripe Dress, $77 @ Pixie Market.

Photo credit: www.pixiemarket.com

Marais Sunday

Marais is a Brooklyn-based label (yeah, again -- can I help it that the borough plays host to a disproportionate share of design talent?) started by a pair of Parsons grads that's been getting a lot of play lately, and for good reason. Their simple yet stylish footwear manages to be both wallet-friendly and infinitely wearable. The range consists only of flat to low-heeled styles, which means that you can pretty much live in them, and the fact that they're versatile enough to go from day to night, with everything from jean shorts to party dresses, pretty much guarantees that you will. Named after NYC streets, they come in a gorgeous palette of colors.

Mott suede t-strap sandal in Emerald, $52.

Crosby suede woven sandal in Cobalt, $68.

Prince suede peep-toe with patent wedge heel in Eggplant, $72.
Photo credit: www.maraisusa.com

Splurge: April Flowers

This is my dream dress for Spring. Alas, it's a whopping $540. The only way to justify such a purchase at present is if I made it my one and only dress for wedding season. Praying it goes on sale, but I have a feeling it'll be snatched up right quick, recession be damned.

Elizabeth and James Boudier Dress, available at Ron Herman.

Photo credit: www.ronherman.com

Plaid, Still

Those of you still caught in the grips of a flannel obsession need not fear the coming of Spring. You can still get your plaid fix by updating your stash with a brighter or perhaps shorter-sleeved version of your old standby. Por ejemplo:


Obey - Mens STATUES LONG SLEEVE (BLUE), $76.


Orisue - Mens Reeves L/S (Blue), $64.

It also features a design detail that's actually functional.
Photo credit: www.80spurple.com

Bleu Rider

More marvels from Le Train Bleu. Their selection for the past couple of seasons has been especially on point.

Georgina Cullum's prints are fab. Acid floral dress, $149.

A cami version of the Fleur Wood Galle dress I posted a couple of weeks ago. $78.30.


Sexy moto. Shiny Square Zip Jacket, $163.


I somehow overlooked this sweater this winter. And how my shivering body suffered. Moravian Lovestory Sweater in navy, $44.10.
Photo credit: www.letrainbleu.com

Details Done Right

Lately I've had a hard time finding garment with distinctive design details that don't overwhelm it. Men's tops are a common victim, riddled with unnecessary rivets, zippers, and other obnoxious doodads that seem to serve no purpose other than to make the wearer look like an enormous douche. However, once in a blue moon, I find something I can live with. The contrast lining inside the hood of this striped sweater is one such example:

Scotch & Soda - Mens Striped Hooded Light Sweater (Grey/Blue), $143.

Photo credit: www.80spurple.com

She Hit Pause

Before I launch into this post, I must share with you my latest slice-of-New-York story. I left my apartment early this afternoon and decided to hit up the ATM before setting out. I walked into the Bank of America on the corner of 8th and B'way, and midway through my transaction, noticed a foul stench permeating the ATM vestibule. I looked to my left to see a half-clothed homeless man CLEANING HIMSELF in the corner. His back was facing towards me, and it was covered in scabs or sores of some kind. I quickly finished my transaction and ran out to the street corner to call the friend I was supposed to meet up with. He wanted to see for himself, so he walked over, by which time a bunch of tourists were gathered round, gawking at the ATM bather. It was an interesting start to my day, and a refreshing reminder that despite the fact that the Gap, Coldstone Creamery, and Chipotle have all taken up residence in my uber-gentrified 'hood, there will always be remnants of the New York of old.

My friend Sam and I went on to spend the better half of our Sunday trawling the Brooklyn Flea Pop-up in Dumbo, where we browsed vintage housewares, sampled yummy Mexican fare, and gazed longingly at overpriced lamps and coffeetables. I met Erica, one of the designers from Species by the Thousands (of beloved werewolf ring fame) and bought a supersoft tee with beer can print from the Milton Carter stall, while Sammy made out with some vintage Timberland loafers and a mind-blowingly awesome book about 60's design. However, the best find of the day was the achingly lovely Polaroid-based artwork of She Hit Pause. The artist, Matt Schwartz, was on hand to explain his process, which involves scraping off the top layer of 8x10 format Polaroids, resulting in hauntingly beautiful imagery that's tinged with an ineffable nostalgia. Sam was partial to a surfer girl pic, and I couldn't decided which I liked best -- I wanted just about every print he had on offer. The following are at the top of my list:

I love the playful feeling of Rainbow Tights. $65 as an unframed 8x10.

Love, love, love Girl in Field. A summertime spent sprawled out on the grass listening to my favorite albums sounds like heaven.


Girl with Plane is one of his newer works. I think I'd do this one in the larger, 11x14 format. $85 unframed.

Runners up:

Girl with Piano.

Blue Shoes.
Typewriter in Grass. If I had a desk, I'd hang this over it.


Girl Surfing, Sam's favorite.

Photo credit: Matt Schwartz

Nostalgia Buy

I had a jacket very similar to this when I was in the second grade. On the second go-round it's all grown up and a whole lot prettier.

Save 15% by entering code "take15" at checkout.

Hazel & Jaloux - Womens Woven Jacekt (Blue), $80.75 after discount.

Photo credit: www.80spurple.com

Dreaming of Spring

This weather is absolutely punishing and I don't know what I did to deserve it. Ditching NoCal for NYC probably had something to do with it. I cannot wait to trade in bulky sweaters for whisper-light dresses. Le Train Bleu seems to specialize in exactly what I'm craving.

Such a great dress for hitting an outdoor market. Galle slip dress by Fleur Wood, $131. 40.

I'm (secretly) excited for a return to boho. The Grey Gardens dress totally looks like something borrowed from your very chic mother's vintage. As the LTB description points out, it's a really unusual color combination, and at $51.60, it's a steal.

I love to offset a soft, hyper-feminine frock with a chunky shoe. I'm very into perforated leather for Spring, and I absolutely love this color. Mastic Sandals, $190.
Photo credit: www.letrainbleu.com

Wellie Weather

Wellies are a godsend when trekking through the slush on a day like today. On guys, I prefer the shorter version of the beloved rainboot. They fit comfortably over jeans, whether you wear yours skinny or loose, and they look a bit more rugged and masculine than the taller variety.

Now through March 15th, you can save 20% on a pair at DUMBO boutique Zoe by using code "SPRING09" at checkout.

Hunter Men's Short Wellie in Olive Green, $100 after discount. Also available in brown and black.

Photo credit: ww.shopzoeonline.com

Bright on White

I love a small, bright pop of color on white. This skinny, fire-engine red belt from Moss Mills is the perfect way to punch up a shirt dress, as shown, or a slouchy roll-sleeved t-shirt. I happened across such a tee at the Gap recently. It's featured in their latest campaign, and looks much better on that it does in the insufferably boring ads. I picked one up in white and purple, and now that they're on sale for $10 a piece, I just might go back for more.

Moss Mills Lorraine belt, now $29. 40 (was $98).


The New Cuffed Tee. The fit is actually longer than shown. You really have to try it on.


Photo credit:
1. www.otteny.com
2. www.gap.com

Grey Days

Grey continues to be my new black, but it needs to lighten up as we transition into Spring. Here are my menswear picks for in-betweeny weather:

Note: you can save 15% on these and any other purchases at 80's Purple by entering code "take15" at checkout.

Light and crisp is the way to do it. Wesc - Men's Denmark Jacket (Plaster), $133.45 after discount.

A nice laceup in a suede-leather combo can freshen up your winter jeans. Clae - Mens McQueen (Concrete), $93.50 after discount.


A little less dull with a purple sole.

The tired basic grey hoodie gets a little more interesting with a striped cuff. Converse by John Varvatos - Double Zip Hoodie (Concrete), $191.25 after discount.


Photo credit: www.80spurple.com

Legs for Days

After witnessing every possible permutation in the legwear category over the last few years, there isn't much in the way of tights or leggings that elicits more than a yawn from me. However, as winter winds down and I find myself bored of all the variants balled up in my closet, I figure it can't hurt to take one last peek around for something to put the spring back into my step. Some ideas:

Semi-sheer burnout leggings allow you to play a game of peekaboo with passerby, but are still tame enough for everyday wear. Alternative Apparel Burnout Leggings, $58.


I'd feel compelled to dance in these. No idea why. They just make me wanna. Insight Galaxier Leggings, $38.


I'm often made fun of for the fact that I insist on wearing thigh highs on an almost-daily basis. Say what you will of my impracticality, but I'd rather risk feeling a cold breeze whisk up my skirt than glimpse that unsightly center seam I so often see on women who wear regular tights under fitted clothing. I love the gorgeous band on these. Falke Lunelle 8 Peacock Stay Up Tights, $49.
Photo credit:
1) www.80spurple.com
2) www.80spurple.com
3) www.shopbop.com

Wise Buys

A month-long absence certainly deserves an explanation, but I'm afraid I've none that's very satisfying. An overwhelming sense of impending economic doom, coupled with general sartorial ennui, has robbed me of the desire to shop (or write about it). The immensity of our financial woes at present has got me in a pensive, cautious mood these days, and like many once-avid consumers of luxury goods, I've been trading acquisitions for experiences. I must say, it's been a good thing. However, I'm temporarily bored with my boredom, so I return once again to the self-assigned duty of finding you stylish clothes to wear.

One effect of the economic crisis is that it forces us to think differently about our everyday choices. The business of getting dressed becomes more of a creative exercise when a limited budget requires that you figure out what you can do without, and what to do with what you have. Since you can only really buy what you'll use, value, however you choose to define it, takes precedence over trends, peer influences, or that inexplicable wild impulse you get when looking at a pair of Louboutins.

Here are some beautiful, timeless, trend-transcending finds for under $200.

These lovely, cracked leather sandals are the perfect combination of tough and delicate, and I like that they aren't aggressively gladiator. You'll still be able to wear them long after the fad wanes. Muzina gladiator sandals, $104.




Although the design is certainly unique, this sweater has a timelessness about it that makes me think I'd never grow tired of it no matter how many times I wore it. Twinkle - Womens Knitted Cowl Sweater (Aluminum/Coral), $132.



Sigerson Morrison really does make the most foot-flattering flats, and the Pitme style is especially gorgeous. The cut is classic, yet the texture and not-quite-black hue create visual interest that adds a little something to your look. Once $595, they're now on sale for $178. Available in purple and navy.

Photo credit:
1-4. www.80spurple.com
5. www.shopzoeonline.com

Top Spin

Pretty blouses and camisoles on sale at Tobi, all under $130.


Grace Sun Beaded Tank Top, $121 (was $242).

Rag & Bone Shirred Romper, $75 (was $250).

Development Button Front Camisole, $105 (was $264).

Rag & Bone Pleated Smock Blouse, $79 (was $395).

Development Flutter Sleeve Blouse, $113 (was $284).
Photo credit: www.tobi.com

Gah!

I'm too anxious for tomorrow to sleep. I wish I could be in DC to watch but will have to live vicariously through the parents. Though I'm thrilled and full of hope for Obama's presidency, I'm simultaneously terrified for him, given the situation we're in and what he will face. Since sleep won't come to me, I'm online, halfheartedly perusing the online sales while news coverage plays on low volume in the background.

You can take advantage of my insomnia by jumping on these affordable dress finds:

A beautifully executed safari style. Grace Sun Safari Shirt Dress, $42 (was $242).

My favorite part of this dress is the tie at the back. Rag & Bone Split Back Swing Dress, $141 (was $470).

A nude dress done right. If you're one of the luck few who can pull off the color, Grace Sun's Peasant Dress would look stunning. $141 (was $282).

Photo credit: www.tobi.com

Almost There

It's hard to focus on anything with all the inaugural excitement in the air, but if you can tear yourself away for a moment, there are still a few gems to be found among the offerings at Oak's 40/50/60 sale, now at 60% off.

Publicka Zip Front Cape, $169 (was $422).



Opening Ceremony Wine Safari Dress, $234 (was $584).



Vena Cava Typhoid Dress, UPDATE: now unavailable :(

Photo credit: www.oaknyc.com

Shopping the Christmas Leftovers

Being as averse to the cold as I am, I've been perfectly content to waddle about town all winter in my puffy marshmallow of a coat. Nevermind that I've been told it resembles a sleeping bag -- all that matters to me is that it feels like a sleeping bag, swaddling me in its down-filled warmth (and also cushioning me from the blows of errant handbags of passerby, the hard plastic of the subway seat, and the occasional slip on black ice. Once it warms up a bit, I'll go back to the cute jackets currently languishing in my closet, but for now, I prefer to remain snug as a bug.

Today's mission: to find stylish jackets for under $200. Prior to my recession-induced lobotomy, I would have thought this exceedingly difficult.

It was shockingly easy. Witness the spoils of my conquest:

Imitation of Christ's Anselm Trench is dark and moody. It's now $77 (yes, really -- was $308).

Endovanera's Wicked Piece Jacket would be great to wear just as a top. Try with boots and leggings now, and as a breezy coverup dress come summer. Now $110 (was $120).

I love the way this falls. It reminds me of something Little Red Riding Hood might wear, after she grew up and moved to the city. Viola Hooded Coat by Joie, now down to $199 from $568.

No matter how bad our economic situation gets, there are some things that just never go on sale, like the Loeffler Randall Matilde boot, or a Mike & Chris leather jacket. Here's something that comes close to the latter's greatness, and at a fraction of the cost. Soia & Kyo Kymia Hooded Leather Jacket, now $187 (was $374).

Simply beautiful. Twinkle by Wenlan "Cubist's Dream" Coat, $117 (was $468).

With all that black and grey in one's arsenal of coats, it's nice to fun it up a bit with a splash of color. This lovely blue trench looks like it came straight off the back of a chic Parisian starlet from the 60's. Pair with a slick yellow umbrella and you'll be puddle-jumping with aplomb. Trina Turk Davey Water Resistant Jacket, now $210 (I know, $10 over budget, but consider that it used to be $598).

Photo credit: www.revolveclothing.com

Losing the Trappings, Finding the Meaning

I haven't the heart to blog these days. It's a sign of these tough economic times when a raging shopaholic has completely lost interest in the consumption of fashion and luxury goods, even when said goods are now steeply discounted and practically being flung at her from every direction. In fact, I've hardly purchased a thing in the last few months.

As I ponder this newly thrifty state of mind, I realize that I don't feel as if I'm depriving myself or missing out on anything. Sales be damned, I'm just not into buying these days. Beyond just the shift in consumer behavior, one of the more fascinating effects of the recession (touched upon in Fareed Zakaria's cover story from the October 20th issue of Newsweek) is that the need to change our wasteful spending habits has forced many of us to really evaluate what is truly necessary and what isn't, and on a grander scale, what we value in our lives.

One example: As more and more of my friends curb their spending, I've found that it's actually enriched my social life. Because our activities now revolve around getting together in our homes rather than spending money at bars and restaurants, I'm rediscovering just why I enjoy my friends so very much, remembering that it doesn't matter where we go or what we do -- it's simply enough to enjoy good company. There's something about visiting people in their homes that's more conducive to reflective conversation, spontaneous laughs, and self-crafted fun. There's a warmth to it that might otherwise get lost in the noisy din of a restaurant, made less vivid by that one drink too many at a bar, or diffused by so many strangers jostling past us as we make our way to some ultimately unsatisfying destination.

In getting back to basics and getting rid of the unnecessary noise in my life, I'm less inclined to engage in the wanton spending I've so wholeheartedly endorsed on this blog for the past year or so, and thus, entries have been few and far between as of late. My conscience is having a hard time pushing product when friends are losing jobs, our parents are facing retirement suddenly stripped of the security they've worked so hard to attain, and my morning commute is fraught with fears about my own future.

I'll continue to post every now and then for the few of you who are lucky enough to continue spending unfettered, or for the savings-minded reader looking for a good deal. You can expect lower price points and more sale coverage. For now, I'm sending you all warm wishes, good health, and good fortune in the year to come.

Happy holidays.

Love,
M

Recession Survival 101

If you're a longtime reader, you may remember my hat-loving friend Stuart, aka Broke-Ass Stuart of travel writing fame. Some of you San Franciscans may even own his book, Broke-Ass Stuart's Guide to Living Cheaply in San Francisco.

Recession-afflicted New Yorkers now have a chance to reap the benefits of several months of diligent research (read: lots of happy hours and exploratory missions in dubious locales) by purchasing the NYC version, which is out now and available through Powell's Books, Amazon, and Barnes & Noble. It's chock full of money-saving recommendations for tried and tested, wallet-friendly restos, bars, and the like. Think NYMag's Cheap Eats section, only more comprehensive, and with much more colorful language. I'm really looking forward to reading it, because a convo with Stuart is always engaging and typically peppered with expletives (every other sentence seems to contain some derivation of "motherfucker"), and his books retain much of that personal flavor. If you're curious, here's an excerpt.

It could not have dropped at a better time, as many of us are feeling the need to stretch our dollars as far as they'll go. There'll also be a party to fete its release, if you're local. Swing by the Delancey tomorrow night with dollar bill in hand to enjoy free beer, finger foods and tunes. You'll forget all about that NFT Guide.

Oh, So it IS a Recession

Now that the recession has been confirmed, officielement, conspicuous consumption just seems in poor taste. Times like these call to mind my father's stories about his college days, when he and his classmates couldn't afford to have huge wardrobes, and thus would buy only one or two really nice things to wear over and over. Because they didn't have a lot to work with, they really paid attention to what they wore, and actually developed a heightened sense of style. If you seek to be stylish in times like these, I suggest you take a cue from those guys by investing in just one distinctive, high fashion piece and scheming up ways to get the most mileage out of it by mixing it up with your existing wardrobe.

Some contenders:

NSF Edward Shawl Collar Sweater, $341 @ Context. Whether you go formal or casual, this one is rich and elegant. It looks to be of a nice, substantial weight.


Band of Outsiders Quilted Hunting Shirt-Jacket in Blue Tartan, $559 @ Context. I love the color, and the way it's cut makes me think it'll stand the test of time and retain its shape. Plus, I feel like it'll only look better and better with a bit of wear and tear.



Photo credit: www.contextclothing.com

Loupty Loup

Budding designers often reach out to bloggers when trying to promote their fledgling fashion lines, so I usually get, at minimum, one email a day asking me to check out photos or click through a link. Some even blatantly ask for coverage. It's free publicity, so I don't fault them for trying to win over our lot -- they're just doing what they can to get the word out about their wares. I'm all for supporting struggling independents, so I try to check out as many as I can, but work and life leave little time for blogging, much less blog mail.

Last night, however, I came home famished and chose to skip my Monday night abs class in favor of ordering in, telly watching, and getting reacquainted with the non-work-related uses of my computer. I came across the email of Yulia, a Williamsburg-based designer of a line of hand-knit scarves called Loup (so named because they're made of wool, which comes from sheep, and "loup" means "wolf" in French, thus rendering you a wolf in sheep's clothing). Her scarves and hats look so invitingly soft and warm that I just had to share them.

Not only did they seem deliciously cozy, but her website features videos in lieu of photos. You can watch a young lady pout and make bedroom eyes at the camera as she tries on hats and scarves, or a dude demonstrate a scarf's versatility by tying it in different ways. It's much more intriguing than a regular lookbook, and forces me to spend more time looking at each item, rather than yawning through linesheets or cringing at badly shot images. Since part of my job is to read up on the retail world and keep an eye out for interesting marketing strategies, I'm often bored to death after reading hundreds of news items about new product launches. Yulia manges to get my attention for both her product and her presentation.

I recommend the Grand Ave scarf (red) and the Jefferson Ave hat (in white) for the ladies, and the Nassau Ave (black) and Broadway (tan) scarves for the menfolk. You can buy them on the website, with prices ranging from $45-$78. They're also available on Etsy, and you get 10% off if you buy more than one.





Photo credit: www.loupscarves.com

Swimwear Saga

Warning: I am about to irritate you with my whimpering.

While in Aruba a couple of weekends ago, tragedy struck my beloved purple Eres bikini: the color bleached right out of it. I'd bought it towards the end of the summer so I'd only been able to wear it a couple of times. I hadn't even washed it yet. After a day of frolicking in sand and surf, I came back to my hotel to shower, and while removing it, noticed that the color seemed much duller. I hoped it was just the bathroom lighting, but as it dried, I realized in horror that the lovely, saturated purple had indeed turned a weak, faint lavender. A few unaffected areas of the inside and on the straps where I'd tied it around my neck confirmed the color change.

It was mind-boggling, as I'd brought other suits on the same vacay (including a cheap $7 H&M bikini), none of which were affected. Because of its impeccable fit and gorgeous color, it was my favorite suit to date.  I'm not in the habit of spending $400 on teeny bikinis, so naturally, I was heartbroken. I've long considered Eres suits to be the gold standard in swimwear, and would often cut out photos from resort editorials as a teenager, aspiring to someday own one. I considered it an investment when I finally bought one last summer and thus, was extra careful in handling it, rinsing only in cool water and tucking it away in its plastic case once dry, far from the dangers of accidental snags. I was so happy with it that I really thought I'd only buy Eres suits going forward.

Once back stateside, I rushed the ruined suit to the Eres store after work as if it were the ER, hoping the salesgirls could tell me how to revive or replace it. I swore I'd never let it touch water again if that's what it took to maintain the color (ridiculous, I know, but it really was that lovely, and in my opinion, worth it even if just for sunbathing). The salesgirls gasped when I showed them and one commented that she'd "never seen anything like it." I wanted to shout, "Neither have I! Please do something! Save my (very expensive) baby!" I couldn't believe that the H&M suit, which wasn't expected to survive beyond a few wears, outlasted the Eres, as one would expect a certain level of quality from purveyors of high-end luxury swimwear. Was it a lesson, a punishment for my extravagant indulgence? I'm actually embarrassed that I'm so upset about it, but I can't help it. It's the principle that bothers me. I'm really hoping it was just a one-time fluke and not indicative of the overall quality of their products.

Anyway, the salesgirl told me they'd send it to customer service (in France) for the head of customer service to decide its fate. Even if they can reimburse me or give me store credit, I can't get the same suit again, as it was part of the Spring/Summer collection. I was a bit irked that a store manager couldn't take the situation into his/her own hands and settle it, as it obviously happened through no fault of the customer, but I suppose that's their policy. The head of customer service was away on holiday, so I've been waiting in nail-biting agony for a response. I'll keep you posted.

Photo credit: www.eres.fr

Ties to Try

Winter fashion isn't all about disappearing into your hoodies and puffer coats until the first thaw of spring. As tempting as it may be to shelve your more dapper duds in favor of the warm and snuggly, it's nice to be able to shed those slovenly cold-weather habits once in a while and throw everyone for a loop. Surprise your date, show up your coworkers, or pay some old-fashioned respect at family gatherings by donning a tie (sigh . . . how lamentable that good manners are actually considered "throwback"), or flagrantly flout these times of economic hardship by dressing to the nines (ooh, irony points). Pair it with a beat up blazer for some offbeat charm, or tuck it under a slim-fitting v-neck sweater. Don't forget to run a comb through your hair, lest an auntie slick it back with a lick of her finger.

J. Lindeberg Sixtyfive Single Stripe Silk Tie, $98 @ Oak.

J. Lindeberg Slim Grey Tie, $98 @ Oak.

Lova Silk Tie in Blue, $118 @ Revolve.

Filippa K Thin Mega Check Tie in Frost, $99 @ Revolve.

Band of Outsiders Silver Ground Reverse Thistle, $135.

Photo credit: 1) www.oaknyc.com 2) www.oaknyc.com 3) www.revolveclothing.com 4) www.revolveclothing.com 5) www.contextclothing.com

Oh Nnnnoooo

My beloved werewolf ring, which I've been wearing for well nigh a year now, is suddenly cool at Oak. I'm not sure whether to feel smugly ahead of the curve, or irked that a lot more people are going to be rocking my beast of choice on their fingers. I think I'll opt instead to be happy for an indie jewelry designer on the cusp of making it big.

Species by the Thousands wolf ring, $98.

Perhaps I'll switch to bear heads? Pamela Love Silver Bear Ring, $110.

Also available in gold.
Photo credit: www.oaknyc.com

Turkey-Lurkey

Still basking in the glow of my glorious 5-day weekend, I've yet to actually partake in the T-Day/Black Friday dealfest. The latest sale reportage comes from 80's Purple, where you can get 30% off your purchase by entering code "black08" at checkout. You also get a free gift card to put towards a future purchase. $100 gets you a $10 gift card, $150 gets you $15, and $200 gets you $25.

This poor boy must've OD'd on turkey. Scotch & Soda V-Neck Pullover, $120 (pre-discount).


Photo credit: www.80spurple.com

Winter Cozies

Long, slouchy cardigans and shearling-lined jackets would be welcome additions to my wardrobe right about now. As the winter season wears on, I grow less inclined to buy the fashion-y, faux winter pieces (cutout boots and short-sleeved coats never kept a girl warm) and find myself gravitating towards anything that looks like it might offer some sort of chill-proofery.

Tobi provides some examples worth checking out, especially since you can get 30% off through Dec. 1 by entering code "WEGOBBLE" at checkout. All prices listed below are pre-discount.


Velvet Gisela Jacket, $152.


Mink Pink Cable Guy Tunic Cardigan, $86.


BB Dakota Skye Sweater, $70.


For a bit of contrast (and fun), pair with pretty underthings. Le Mystere Isabella Memory Foam Bra, $82.


Matching Le Mystere Isabella Thong also available, $34.
Photo credit: www.tobi.com

Prints Charming

Hope everyone is enjoying the T-Day holiday. If for some reason it's not going so well and you feel the need to flee the family circus, you could always feign some work-related emergency and spend the remainder of the evening tucked behind your computer screen. Perhaps the excitement of a Net-a-Porter sale can help you drown out the voices of those annoying and/or drunk relatives.

Here are a few retro-fab printed dresses for your consideration.

Single Dance silk jersey dress, now $162.50 (was $325). I adore this print -- it's my favorite of the bunch.


Tibi Silk jersey print dress, $172.50 (was $345). Psychedelic paisleys done up in electrifying hues + black tights = modern boho. Just steer clear of anything velvet.


Jovovich-Hawk Vicky textured dress, $212.40 (was $354). Light and silky -- reminds me of a filmy vintage dressing gown.
Photo credit: www.net-a-porter.com

In Which I Explain (and Beg Forgiveness for) My Extended Absence

It all started with Obamarama. The election results had the whole of New York rapt on high, and like my fellow blue-staters, I too was gripped by the collective euphoria that pervaded our city in the week that followed. Sadly, partying like Barackstars resulted in illness, as a stomach bug worked its way around the office. Once recovered, I "jetted" (Jet Blue's terminology, not mine) to Aruba for a much-needed vacay.

BUT! I came back with presents! I bring you news of monster sales that rage seemingly everywhere. You can skip the Black Friday madness entirely by hitting them up now. I'll be posting my favorite scores all week, but in the meantime, feel free to peruse the deeply discounted selections from the following retailers:

• Prepare to get racy -- there's a La Perla sale underway. The label's precious (and preciously priced) underthings can be had for up to 75% off. It's on now through the 28th at 260 5th Ave, from 9 AM to 6PM daily.
• If your prey is of the high-end variety, you can take advantage of retailers' vulnerability in these troubled economic times by scoring big at the MASSIVE Saks sale. 70% off, and good reports from everyone who's been, both male and female.
  
• NET-A-PORTER is peddling some of its pricy duds for a pittance.
  
• Ditto for Barney's, at up to 40% off. The girls selection is a tad better than the mens'.
  
• Shopbop.com is giving graduated discounts with $50 off purchases of $250 or more, $100 off purchases of $500+, $250 if it's $1000+, and $500 if you spend $1500+. Enter code "THANKS2U" at checkout.
  
• Active Endeavors keeps saying it's the "last day" to save on their sale stock, letting you take an additional 50% off with code "pick 50" at checkout. Both boys and girls, though real finds are a bit scant.
  
• 30-80% off over 9,000 styles for both guys and gals at Revolve.
  
• Enter code QB30 to get 30% off new merchandise at Queen Bee.
  
• LuvCharlie thanks YOU this Thanksgiving by giving you 25% off your purchase. Use code "ThankYou."
  
• Tobi gives 30% off, which includes sale items. Guys and gals.
  
• 30% at Satine, too.
  
• Code "INSTYLE08" will get you 25% off at Maneater Threads.
  
• YOOX.COM is willing to go up to 40% further with their markdowns.
  

Hoping, Praying, Fingerscrossin'

Dear Readers,

I am far too nervous to blog today, and I'm hoping you're too busy getting your vote on to bother reading me.

For me, it's Barack or Canada, and with the race being as tight as it is (I won't let the polls get my hopes up), my next post may well feature wintry fashions for my new life as a Canadienne. Rest assured that no matter how frigid it may get up there, I will never don a pair of Uggs.

It's frightening for me to imagine that John McCain could be our next jefe, but the fact is, even though my family, friends, workplace, industry, and city are fiercely and overwhelmingly pro-Obama, our views are not shared by all Americans, or even a small fraction of them. I wasn't even aware that I knew any McCain supporters until I noticed a high school friend's Facebook status message proclaiming her preference, which certainly made me shudder but also forced me to acknowledge the very real possibility of a Walnuts presidency.

Oy, it's going to be a long day.

Fancy Sweatshirts

I've never paid $300 for a hoodie, but if I were to ever consider it, this would be the one. Rick Owens Drkshdw strikes again.

Hooded Sweatshirt, $298 @ Oak. UPDATE: Wow. Apparently there are plenty of people who are willing to spend $300 on hoodies, as evidenced by the fact that this "new arrival" is already sold out.



Photo credit: www.oaknyc.com

A Few of My Favorite Things: Houndstooth, Herringbone, and Plaid

Scotch & Soda continues to fuse style, practicality, and affordability to great effect. Some recent hits, including some reversible styles:

This is a great fall staple that might just become your go-to sweater for everything from laid-back weekends to holiday parties. I like that it combines patterns, but not in a jarring way.
Houndstooth Pullover, $147 @ 80's Purple.

Here's a heather grey cardi that reverses to herringbone on the other side. Two-for-one specials never looked this good. Reversible Herringbone Cardigan, $147 @ 80's Purple.


Cheat your way through Layering 101 with this Double Shirt in blue plaid, $118 @ 80's Purple.


Photo credit: www.80spurple.com

A New Take on an Old Favorite

Dolman or bat sleeves make for a nice update on the old cardigan. A few styles I'm into:


Joie Whispering Love Oversized Cardigan, $348 @ Shopbop.


Left on Houston Connector Cape Vest, $130 @ Tobi.


WeSC Hilma Cardigan, $143 @ Tobi.
Photo credit: 1) www.shopbop.com 2 & 3) www.tobi.com

Fashion Hurts

Ouch. I'm dealing with some carpal tunnel and finding it difficult to type, so it's going to take me ages to peck out a post with one finger. Sigh.

Here are some more wallet-friendly boy coats for your perusal, courtesy of Black Rivet. You'll only be $140 poorer, and a lot more dapper(er).

Black Hooded Wool Coat, $140 @ 80's Purple. Looks pretty simple at first gander, and the built-in hood takes the guesswork (and some among you might say, the fun) out of layering.

BUT! Check out the crafty little zipper hidden inside. It keeps out those sneaky breezes that like to creep their way between the buttons. Take that, winter! The pose says it all . . .

I also like this plaid guy. Plaid Peacoat in Grey, $140 @ 80's Purple.

Photo credit: www.80spurple.com

Boot Watch

Ever since I saw these Loeffler Randall rain boots in Refinery29’s Puddle Jumpers story, I’ve been fiendishly coveting them. Unfortunately, they seem to be sold out everywhere. Priced at $200 and modeled after their hit Mathilde boot, the rubber style is a chicer alternative to classic Hunters or the cutesy patterns that dominate Manhattan’s rain-slicked sidewalks. Though I really could have used them during yesterday’s downpour of Biblical proportions, I’m willing to wait patiently until they turn up somewhere. Keep your eyes peeled . . .

Photo credit: www.refinery29.com

Ooh, ooh, ooh!

Style-conscious recessionistos, rejoice! The guys and gals of Refinery29 have truly outdone themselves with a roundup of some of the best boy coats around for under $300 (as if you needed another reason to love these people). You can view said finds here.

As always, keep me posted on your own finds – feel free to leave suggestions/links in the comments. In these shaky financial times, we need to band together and help each other look good on the cheap.

Winter Blues

I just realized I've been posting one grey or black item after another, especially for the boys, so it's time to add a colorful accent to the winter palette. Modern Amusement has turned out some lovely blue pieces this season:

Modern Amusement Refined V-Neck Sweater, $119 @ Tobi.


Modern Amusement Big Bee Stripe Hoodie, $150 @ Tobi.

Photo credit: www.tobi.com

Splurge: Rick Owens Drkshdw

I've long been a fan of Rick Owens' masterfully crafted womens coats, but today I fell in love with this men's parka from his drkshdw collection. I instantly thought of my friend Thomas, as it begs for a tall, slim figure. He emailed me back, asking for $1,070.



Photo credit: www.oaknyc.com

In Which I Become Possessed by a Sensible Demon Spirit

I am so annoyed. I just bought a winter coat from Brooklyn Industries, and when I got home, I went to their website only to discover that they're offering an online-only 15% off deal. I suppose I could return it and then just buy it online, but I'm short on time and I'm sure once shipping is factored in, the difference will be negligible.

According to the sales associate, the coat I bought was featured in the Times twice. To be honest, I wasn't exactly buying it for the style factor. It was more like I was traipsing through the West Village on an absolutely frigid evening, clad in one of my (many) cute-but-utterly-useless coats, and was no longer able to tolerate its lack of warmth. I saw a long puffer coat in the store window and instantly wanted to fling off my adorable jacket, hurl it to the ground, and shriek profanities at it.

I ran inside and made a beeline for the coat section, found one in my size, tried it on, and handed over the plastic. It was as if someone else had, for my own good, momentarily taken control of my body and mind, drowning out the little voice that protested, "but you look like a marshmallow!" He/she/it told that voice to go to hell, and reasoned that marshmallows are in fact very cute. Plus, it felt so warm in there that I was hooked.

One of my favorite things about the coat is that it features fleece lined pockets that are perfectly positioned for jamming one's hands into. I pretty much ignored anything else the sales guy was saying as he rattled off a list of winning attributes because I was too happy being cocooned in such warmth, the likes of which I probably haven't felt since leaving the womb.

Anyway, if you're interested in getting one of your own, the Fjord Coat comes in maroon, black, and graphite (my choice) and is priced at a recession-friendly $178. Also, I happen to love the word "fjord." Sometimes in my fashion daydreams, I even envision a character named Tom Fjord (a Nordic version of Tom Ford), who designs chic, sexy cold-weather gear fit to handle Scandinavian climates.

Some other finds:

Lipstick Bullet tee, on sale for $24. The burnout fabric is semi-sheer and incredibly soft.

I have convinced no less than three people to buy the Bluebell Button Skirt. It comes in black and white, or navy/red (my choice). It's so much cuter in person. Now on sale for $54.

I also got a pair of tights in the perfect purple, but they're only available in store. Do check them out if you have a chance.

Remember to enter code "AUTUMN08" at checkout and order by Oct. 26 if you want to save 15% on your purchase. Also, check out the expression on this model -- clearly she too suffers from having chosen form over function at a wintry point in time.

Photo credit: www.brooklynindustries.com

Winter Warmers, Men's Edition

There was a kid I went to middle school with who always showed up at the bus stop in Umbro shorts and wet hair, no matter how low the temperature dropped. My adolescent self alternately tsked at him in my head for his unflagging desire to catch cold and marveled at his ability to withstand the biting chill, perhaps as a subversive gesture to tell winter it could go f*%^ itself. I stared at the back of his head of white-blond hair with curiosity, suspecting that he must be of Viking stock.

We moved away, so I never got to find out whether he eventually wised up or lost any limbs to frostbite, but I still shiver at the recollection. I sincerely hope none of you share his habit, courting pneumonia this winter with insufficient clothing. Some suggestions:

B. Son Merino Wool Button Scarf, $143 @ Context.


B. Son Merino Wool Checked Scarf, $143 @ Context.



Opening Ceremony Hat, $143 @ Tobi.


Chronicles of Never Tube Scarf, $68 @ Revolve.
Photo credit: 1&2) www.contextclothing.com 3) www.tobi.com 4) www.revolveclothing.com

Winter Warmers

Here are some winter accessories that might help take the sting out of the chilly days ahead. Stay warm, friends.

When it comes to tights, I usually swear by Wolford thigh highs, but Falke is my cold weather favorite. I love this ribbed style. Falke Striggings Rib Tights, $59 @ Tobi.


They also make leg/arm warmers. Falke Striggings Rib Arm and Leg Warmer, $32 @ Tobi.


Checked arm warmers by Zucca, $223 @ La Garconne.
Photo credit: 1&2) www.tobi.com 3) www.lagarconne.com

Past & Prescence

My father has an olive green military jacket that he wore a lot while we were growing up. It had belonged to his father, an army man who died in '71 during the Liberation War between Pakistan and Bangladesh. I never got to meet him and really wish I had, as he was one of those larger-than-life characters everyone still loves to tell stories about. Despite being fairly young, I could tell that the jacket was something special to my father, and as a result, I thought he looked really great when he wore it. Perhaps it was just the way it was cut, but he seemed to stand a little straighter in it and it felt as if it carried with it all the dusty weight of his memories. I'm sure it's an exaggeration of my mind, but whenever I think of it, I picture faint dust clouding off of it as he pulled it on and went about his Sunday errands.

Perhaps that memory has something to do with why I like the look of military jackets. It's hard to find a good one these days that isn't overwrought with unnecessary details. This one manages to be stylish without being too fussy, and I love the color. Nice Collective Blitz Jacket, $363 @ Standard Style.

Photo credit: www.standardstyle.com

Hankering for Heels

Though it's with a twinge of sadness that I glance forlornly over my shoulder at a lovely summer gone by, early fall offers a refreshing change of wardrobe that I'm eager to play with. This is the time of year when I trade in the flip flops for dressier looks like towering heels, a phase which lasts until icy sidewalks render it hazardous and brutally cold subway treks render me lazy.

This year, I suspect I'll ditch them sooner, if only because the West Chelsea environs of my workplace turn rather sketchy after dark, and as surprisingly nimble as I can be in heels, they aren't the best things to be wearing if one should ever need to sprint away from trouble. I find the quiet, shadowy blocks between the office and subway to be teeming with weirdos lurking in dark corners, and every evening I cautiously scan the sidewalks left and right, eyes darting back and forth with suspicion as I walk briskly towards safety, doing my best tough girl (which is quite laughable, I'm sure). So agitating is this daily walk that today when a woman stopped me to ask for directions, I nearly flung my handbag at her and dashed away in fright.

Anyway, here are some heels worth obsessing over, until foul weather/laziness/fear kicks in and they get passed over for the flat boots.

Zippered booties are everywhere, and Cynthia Vincent does them up nicely. Twelfth St. by Cynthia Vincent Allison Zip Front Platform Bootie, $350 @ Shopbop.

I recently bought these and absolutely love them. The picture really doesn't do them justice -- they're actually a much more vibrant shade of berry, and the heel seems a lot higher in person. They look great on their own, but also work well with black or grey tights. Dolce Vita Cher Cutout Bootie, 172 @ Shopbop.
Photo credit: www.shopbop.com

I Am Not Your Friend in the Morning

Did you miss me?

I'm up at the crack of dawn to blog. I've decided it's the only way to do it while juggling a full-time job, some semblance of a social life, and miscellaneous responsibilities. Anyway, please forgive my speaking of the English while I test out this new method. I'm not the most highly-functioning of beings at this hour, as anyone who has had the misfortune of waking up next to me can attest. You should feel lucky that you're safely situated behind the protective cover of your computer screen, and not one of the poor souls who has had to decipher my early morning mumblespeak, or been maimed by a wayward hanger in my mad scramble to get ready.

Anyway, I hate to do this to you boys, but your morning delight will come from Oak (again). Their buyer is just so spot-on with his/her picks this season, and if you're as pressed for time as I am these days, why bother looking elsewhere? The prices may get you, but time = money. As they say, it's cost-per-wear, so you just better make sure you wear the heck out of it.

Idol Radec's perfectly striped, raglan-sleeved Jack Sweater is sure to become something you reach for on bleary eyed mornings when it hurts to make wardrobe decisions. Here's hoping you'll also be sleepy enough to overlook the $252 price tag.



Kicking Mule's 1980 Fit Jean is the way to go if you didn't get enough sleep last night and skinny jeans require too much effort to pull on. $275.


The Asymmetrical Zip Hoodie (also from Shades of Greige) features a snug fit that'll keep you toasty all the way to the subway. $168.

Photo credit: www.oaknyc.com